Breathe Me In.

vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

nitrqin:

 
The world is full of nice people. If you can’t find one, be one. Unknown (via psych-facts)
I wonder if your chest ever aches at the sound of my name the same way mine does whenever I hear yours. (via the-psycho-cutie)

l-ibellule:

austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

aquarian-sunchild:

sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?
TRY IT !

"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”
"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"
obligement:

~

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

hero-of-reichenbach:

plaidmikey:

i wanna a cool tumblr group of friends that i can skype and text but i am such an asshole o

Story of my life

browngirlblues:

her-name-is-wena:

browngirlblues:

I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”

How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.

Wow maybe you need to accept constructive criticism jesus christ.

Men telling me (or any other woman) what I need to do for them to find me sexually attractive is not constructive criticism.

stability:

if you can hear anything over your music it’s not loud enough

frlcker:

do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in

1337tattoos:

Kelly Violet