Jennifer didn’t get an Oscar but she got pizza and we both know her well enough that she’s happier
Some people are so manipulative and horrible that it makes my heart ache from anger and fear.
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
next time someone tells you Muslim countries oppress women, let them know Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Turkey, Kosovo, Kyrgyzstan, and Senegal have all had female Presidents or Prime Ministers and 1/3rd of Egypt’s parliament is female but the US has yet to even have a female vice president and can’t say “vagina” when discussing female reproductive rights
I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.