Breathe Me In.

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

saltwaterliving:

what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

littlealienproducts:

you are o.k

svveden:

*blogs the pain away*